Indlela Yokuhleka Ngayo Xa Unenkxalabo Yezenhlalakahle
Uthotho lungasetyenziselwa ukunciphisa uxinzelelo kwaye lufumane ukonwaba ngakumbi kwimpilo yemihla ngemihla. Nangona imiba yempilo yengqondo ayikho into ehlekayo, izicaphuno ezihlaziyileyo, i-anecdotes kunye neentloni malunga neentloni, ukuxhalaba kweentlalo kunye nokuthetha koluntu kungazisa umxholo othile onzima.
Ukuba unenkxwaleko yokuxhalaba kwezenhlalakahle , kunokusenza lula ukukhathazeka ngokwakho ngokusebenzisa amahlaya, ukucaphukisa ubuqhetseba kunye neengcaphuno ezihlekisayo.
Yiba nokufunda, kwaye ubone ukuba nayiphi na enye yale nto yenza ukuba udideke.
Jokes zoMdumo
Ngezantsi ziihlaya ezichazwe ngabantu abadumileyo malunga nokwesaba kunye nokuthetha koluntu.
Jerry Seinfeld kwiNtetho kawonkewonke:
Ngokwezifundo ezininzi, ukwesaba kwenani labantu lithetha uluntu . Inani lembini kukufa. Ukufa kuyinombolo yesibini. Ngaba oko kuzwakala kakuhle? Oku kuthetha kumntu oqhelekileyo, ukuba uya emngcwabeni, uphumelele kwi-casket kunokuba wenze i-eulogy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
URobert De Niro kwi-Acumbling Actors:
Umdlali wecala wayephelelwe umsebenzi iminyaka eyi-15 kuba wayehlala ekhohlile imigca yakhe. Ngenye imini wafumana umnxeba kumlawuli owayefuna inxalenye enkulu kumdlalo. Yonke into ayethethayo kukuba "Hark! Ndiva i-cannon ibhonga! Emva kokuxhalabisa kakhulu umdlali weqhosha lokuthatha inxaxheba. Ubusuku obuvulekileyo bufikile, kwaye ngelixa elinde ngamaphiko, umdlali we-actor wazithetha kuye esithi "Hark! Ndiva i-cannon ibhonga! Hark! Ndiva i-cannon ikugquma! "Kwakufika ixesha lokungena, kwaye njengoko umdlali weqonga wayebonakala, wabuzwa umfutho omkhulu! Waphenduka wathi," Yintoni na esi sihogo? " ~ URobert De Niro
Silly Puns
Ngezantsi zizinto ezimbalwa eziqhawulayo ngeentloni, ukwesaba kunye neentloni.
Umbuzo: Yintoni ekhoyo ephantsi kolwandle kwaye inyikima kakhulu?
A: Ukuphahlazeka kwesifo!
Umbuzo: Ngaba uke ufumane ukwesaba kwesiteji?
A: Hayi, andiyikwesa kwinqanaba. Abaphulaphuli abangcangayo.
Umbuzo: Wathini intlanzi?
A: Ndiyathanda ukuba ndiyindawo encinane
Quotes Funny
Ngezantsi uluhlu lweengcaphuno ezimnandi malunga nokuthetha koluntu.
Bathi abantu banokwesaba ngakumbi ukuthetha koluntu kunokuba beenyoka. Akubonakali kunengqiqo. Ndiyathetha, awuboni umntu ehamba entlango, ngokukhawuleza ememeza esithi, "Qaphela!
Ingqondo yomntu iqala ukusebenza ngexesha ozalelwa ngalo kwaye ungalokothi ume ude ume ukuthetha kuluntu. ~ George Jessel
Kukho ezimbini iintlobo zezithethi: abo banentshiseko kunye nabaxoki. ~ Mark Twain
Kukho izinto ezimbini ezinzima kunokuba zenze intetho emva kokutya : ukunyuka udonga oluxhomekeke kuwe kunye nokumanga intombazana exhomekeke kuwe. ~ Winston Churchill
Ezi zimbalwa nje amahlaya, ama-puns, kunye neengcaphuno zokuqalisa. Ukongeza kokubhala ngokuhlekisayo malunga nokuxhalaba kweentlalo, kukho iipatto ezithatha ixesha elithile elihle lokukhathazeka kwentlalo. Ngezantsi kuncedo xa unqwenela ukubheka ezinye zeemifanekiso ezihlekisayo: I-Cartoon Stock: Ukukhathazeka Kwezentlalo
IMemes iye yavela kwi-intanethi malunga nokuxhalaba kwezenhlalakahle! Khangela: I-Best of Social Awkward Penguin.
Ngaphezu kwayo yonke into, ukuhleka kweengxaki malunga nokukhathazeka kwentlalo kufuneka kuthathelwe ingqalelo intshutshiso edibeneyo nokugula kwengqondo.
Amahlaya okanye iimifanekiso ezikhuthaza ukuxhamla, ukungaqondi okanye ukuchasana kwabantu abanexhala lezenzo kufuneka baphephe.
Ekugqibeleni, abo baneengxaki bafanelekile ukudala ukuhleka, kuba ukuzihlaziya ngokwakho kulungile. Ukufunda ukuhleka ngeemeko zakho kwaye iimpazamo ozenzileyo endleleni zinganceda nakwixesha lonyango olunjengekliniki -yokuziphatha okanye unyango.
ILizwi
Ingaba ucinga ntoni? Ngaba unayo amahlaya amakhulu malunga neentloni, ukukhathazeka kweentlalo , ukuthetha koluntu, ukwesaba okanye ezinye iintlalo okanye ukwesaba ?
Ukuba kunjalo, mhlawumbi ungabelana nabo kunye nosapho kunye nabahlobo njengendlela yokuvula ingxoxo malunga nendlela ovakalelwa ngayo kunye nendlela ukuxhalabisa kweentlalo kukuchaphazele ngayo ubomi bakho bemihla ngemihla. Njengoko kunjalo, ukuba unenkxalabo enzulu yoluntu ephazamisa ubomi bakho bemihla ngemihla, qiniseka ukufumana ingcebiso ngeengcali ukuba awuzange wenze njalo.
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