Ixesha lingaba neengxaki zokubuyisela utywala
Eli nqaku libhalwa nguHamish White, utywala oluqinisekisiweyo kunye nomcebisi oxhomekeke kumachiza onokwenza umlutha wakhe obizwa ngokuba yiNkonzo zokuLungiswa kweeNkonzo zoMcebisi eNorth Toronto. UHamish kunye neqela lakhe banikezela ngeengcebiso ngabanye kunye neqela kunye noluntu olutsha.
Oko Kwakunjalo
Ndandisoloko ndikhangele phambili kwixesha leeholide.
Kwakuyixesha apho ukusela kwakwamkelwa kwaye kulindeleke. I-lavish, imivalo egcinwe kakuhle, amaqela eofisi , kunye ne-eggnog eninzi iyaba yinto evumelekileyo.
"Ndiyavuya ngeKrismesi ... ndingakufumana ntoni ukusela?" kwaye "Masibhiyozele" kwakuyimibuliso yovuyo endiyilindele ukuba ndikulindele njengoko ndizama ukudibanisa nabanye abaphuzayo abancinci.
Ndiya kubonakala ngibonakalisa
Ndiya kubonakala ndingenangqondo xa kuthelekiswa nokusabela kwabo okunyamezelayo kwiKrisimesi. Ndandingomnye wesihlwele samomotheka kwaye ndixhonywa kwabanye njengoko ndilayisha inqwelo yokuthenga kwi-LCBO [iBhodi yoLawulo lweTywala yase-Ontario], ijikelezwe ngabanye benza into efanayo.
Oo, maxesha amnandi! Ungaze ukhumbule ukuba eli lixesha lesithathu lokugcina ieholide, ukutshabalalisa iiveki ezimbini zokunikezela ngeentsuku ezimbini.
Imisebenzi eqhelekileyo yonyaka
Umntu uBill wam umhlobo uchaza amava akhe ngexesha leKrismesi. Uthi kukho iindidi ezongezelelweyo ezidibeneyo kwixesha likaNoel:
Ukugqitywa 'Izipho' "Iimfihlelo zaba yinto evamile." wandixelela ukuba, "Ndiya kungena kwi-bodle yeVodka kwiibhotile ezinkulu ze-Krokim. I-Cocaine ingaba yindawo evulekile kwisibuko samagumbi okulala kunye nomnyango wokugumbana unokuvalwa ngenxa yokuba, ewe, ndifihlile into kodwa wonke umntu wayecinga, Ndithembele kakhulu, ukuba ndandifuna kuphela ubumfihlo ukuze ndifake izipho 'zabo'.
Isikhathi sokubamba phezulu Waqhubeka wathi "Kwakunzima ukuxiliswa. Ndiya kuphuma ngombono wesikhashana ukuze 'ndifumane ibhande' kuphela ukuba ndibuyele kamva kamva ngelizathu elimangalisayo malunga nendlela endisandula ndidibana nayo USteve owayesezidolophini ngexesha lexesha kwaye ke kwafuneka 'sibambe' '.
Ukukhawuleza Ukupheka Wathi kwakulula kakhulu ukuhamba kunye nokusela. "Ndingaze ndingabikho ixesha elide ngaphandle kokuphandabuza kakhulu. Ngokuqhelekileyo ndifanele ndiphendule apho ndihlala khona kwintsapho yam engaqinisekiyo kunye nentsholongwane, kodwa ndiyakwazi ukubhala ezintathu okanye ezine iiyure kwi" Kristmas shop ". Yithengela imizuzu engama-45 kwi-Shoppers okanye i-Grand kunye ne-Toy kwaye ndichitha lonke inkululeko yam kunye nama-cronies kwi-Pilot.
Ukuhlambalaza kunye nokuKruthana Uthi ngenxa yembali yakhe emininzi yokusela nokuqamba amanga ngawo - "ukuhlambalaza nokunyuka" njengoko ebekayo - wayehlala ehlala "phantsi kokuqwalaselwa," kodwa ngexesha leeholide wayenokuthenga ixesha eliphantsi imisebenzi eqhelekileyo yonyaka.
Cwangcisa iiHholide zakho eziPhezulu!
Ieholide ezithe xaxa kubantu bethu ekubuyiseni nazo zingabonisa ezinye iingxaki. Iingcamango zingangena, "mhlawumbi ndinayo i-eggnog enye" okanye "yintoni ixesha elivuyayo - ndiyazi ukuba ngilungele" okanye "Ndiziva ndedwa - isiselo okanye isichengisisi ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kundithatha."
Kukho ubuchule obuninzi mna kunye nabanye abaye bafumana luncedo kakhulu ekulondolozeni ubungqiqo kunye nokubuyiselwa ngeli xesha. Abantu abasandul 'ukucoca bavame ukujongana nokusela kunye nokusebenzisa [iziyobisi] kwiimeko zokuqala ukususela emva kokuba baqale ukufumana kwakhona. Kukho izisombululo:
Cwangcisa iintsuku zakho. Vumela umxhasi okanye umhlobo wakho ukuba abuyele kwakhona apho uya kuba khona kwaye ube nenombolo yomntu kunye nawe xa kunjalo.
Cwangciso B
Ukuba kufuneka uye kwiqela okanye uqokelele apho utywala khona khona, ube neCwangciso B, indlela yokuphepha.
Ukuba unomhlobo okanye umlingane uze ubatshele ngaphambi kokuba uhambe ukuba ungancumo malunga notywala kwaye kufuneka ukwazi ukushiya iqela kweso saziso ngaphandle kokuba uchaze ukuba kutheni.
Enyanisweni, unako ukuhlala unendawo enye yokuhamba-ifana nekhofi okanye ukuya kwi-movie.
Uxinzelelo luvaliwe
Ngalolu lungiselelo, uxoxisana xa usifikile kule ngqungquthela, xelela umphathi wakho okanye umkhosi wakho ukuba mhlawumbi uhlala ixesha elifutshane, kodwa ukuba uya kukwazi ngakumbi ngexesha elithile emva kokuba wenze umnxeba.
Emva koko awunyanzelekile ukuba uhlale kwaye okuqhelekileyo kwenzeka ukuba unesihlandlo esikhulu kuba uxinzelelo lokuhlala luphelile. Ukuba uhlala wedwa, qiniseka ukuba unomxhasi wakho okanye inombolo yomnxeba yomngane onokuqonda kwaye uyazi ukuba baya kuba sekhaya ukwenzela ukuba ungabiza okanye udibane nabo ukuba uziva uncedo. Yilo "Cwangcisa B."
Ndiyabulela, Ndingathanda Ukusela!
Kuthekani ukuba umntu ekubuza ukuba ungathanda ukusela, kwaye ungaziveki ngathi ufuna ukuchazela ukuba unesifo esicinga ukuba ungasiphuli usuku olunye ngexesha kwaye ungumfundi osandul 'umva we-dipsomania yendawo kwiziko lo unyango.
Into endiyenzayo ithi "Yeyiphi into endiyithandayo ukuba ndiyayithanda isiselo! Ngaba unayo i-soda amanzi ene-lemon okanye i-Coca-Cola?" Oku kungivumela ukuba ndize ndize ndifumane oko ndifunayo. Abantu abambalwa kakhulu baya kucofa naluphi na utywala kuthi, kodwa xa besenza nje ndithi, "Akunjalo ngoku, ndiyabonga, kodwa iCoke iyakubetha."
Hlalani kude nekhemishi yekhemishi yeekrismesi kunye neengqungqungqungquthela ze-punn and eggnog. Ingqungquthela encinci yenkcazo endala ingasisenza sikhuthaze i-dose enkulu.
I-AA iqhubeka ihamba!
Ngexesha lokubhiyozela, i- AA iyaqhubeka iqhuba iintlanganiso . Enyanisweni, amaqela amaninzi anemiphakathi yonyaka apho ukutya kunye nentsebenziswano kubanzi, kunye neentetho zithetha ngokubulela kunye nomoya wokwenene wokupha ochazwe kwiSigaba se-12.
Amalungu afudumele kwaye amenywa kwaye amaninzi ahloniphekile ngokwazi ukuba kukho indawo ekhuselekileyo ukuba ibe kuyo. Nawuphi na onomnqweno wokuyeka ukusela okanye ukuhlala ehlambulukileyo kwaye ecocekileyo uyamkeleka.
Out-Smart izifo
Khumbula, utywala kunye nomlutha akukhona nje izifo zomzimba, ziyizimo zengqondo kunye nezifo zengqondo. Yiyiphi, ngokuqinisekileyo, yinto esiyiyo njengabantu.
Ubunxila bam bubulumko njengokuba ndikhoyo kwaye emva koko ndincinci. Ubunxila bam bendifuna ukuba ndiyisele, ngoko ke ufuna ukuba ndibe kwindawo edibeneyo njengeKrisimesi emanzi okanye amaNyaka omNyaka. Ndimele ndinyamekele - kufuneka ndiphephe isifo sam.
Ndifuna ukudibaniswa nabantu abanobucayi. Ndifuna ukwenza izinto ezinzulu, ukuya kwiindawo ezinzulu. Andikwazi ukuvumela ixesha leKrisimesi libe yisizathu sokubuyela kuphinda. Ndingaba seeholide kodwa ukuxhomekeka kwam khemikhali kwangekho iholide. Ekugqibeleni, indlela yodwa yokuhlala ingqiqo malunga neeholide yindlela efanayo ndihlala ngenyameko unyaka wonke, oko kukuthi, ngelinye ilanga ngexesha.
Iholide ezimnandi,
Hamish White